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20 Lame Halloween Dad Jokes You Kinda Want to Read
Halloween is nearly here so we’ve put together some of the best Halloween jokes. We dare you to drop some of these during your Halloween party this year!
1. Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin? A: A Plumpkin.
2. Q: What do ghosts order at a bar? A: It doesn’t matter, as long as it has BOOs!
3. Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? A: Spelling.
4. Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it’s Halloween!!
5. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? A: Because he had no BODY to go with.
6. Q: What did the lady ghost name her wiener-dog? A: Holly-weeny
7. Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance? A: His “ghoul” friend!
8. Q: Why are jack-o-lanterns always lonely? A: Because they’re hollow inside.
9. Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A neck-tarine!
10. Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like? A: I scream!
11. Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost? A: Cocker Poodle Boo!
12. Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? A: Boo-berries!
13. Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner? A: Bone appetit!
14. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.
15. Q: What kind of pants do ghosts wear? A: Boo-Jeans.
16. Q: What do ghosts eat for supper? A: Spooketti
17. Q: Why are skeletons so calm? A: Because nothing gets under their skin.
18. Q: Why do they have to put gates on cemeteries? A: Because people are just dying to get in!
19. Q: What do you call a dead detective? A: Sherlock Bones
20. Q: What do you call two spiders that just got married? A: Newly Webbed
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